Proud Coq Deck

$50.00 Sold Out

With a brain the size of a human fingernail, the common cock is not a smart creature. But what it lacks in intellect it makes up for with a bold, unwavering pride that transcends the poultry department’s traditional standards of beauty. Which is exactly what makes it look so damned majestic on the undercarriage of this here deck. The Proud Coq is perfect for riding, displaying, or burning as a sacrifice at one of those new wave pagan rituals we keep hearing about.

Made of that sweet, sweet North American Maple
Sourced by people who are good at finding good wood
Made by skaters, for skaters, and literally anyone else with money